Characters

• Allie
• Amanda
• Bernie
• Bunty Carmichael
• Derek Faye
• DI Angie Barker
• Elaine Figgis
• Geordie Georgie
• Gingers For Justice
• Helen Marsh
• Help Desk Worker
• Irene and Vern
• Janice and Ray
• Jill
• Karen and Ben
• Lauren
• Margaret
• Moo Shepherd
• Nan Taylor
• Paul and Sam
• Sam Speed
• Sandra Graham

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Bernie

An Irish nurse who borders on being sacked in every episode. She frequently makes inappropriate remarks to her patients, takes critically ill members of the public on wild nights out, and mixes up the records of patients who are dead and alive.