Characters

• Allie
• Amanda
• Bernie
• Bunty Carmichael
• Derek Faye
• DI Angie Barker
• Elaine Figgis
• Geordie Georgie
• Gingers For Justice
• Helen Marsh
• Help Desk Worker
• Irene and Vern
• Janice and Ray
• Jill
• Karen and Ben
• Lauren
• Margaret
• Moo Shepherd
• Nan Taylor
• Paul and Sam
• Sam Speed
• Sandra Graham

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Derek Faye

A man who shows several signs of being gay (combining mannerisms of famous gay British comedians such as Kenneth Williams and Frankie Howerd), but seems to be in denial about his sexuality and becomes extremely offended when people assume he is gay. As well as behaving in an extremely effeminate way, he talks with an actual female voice. His catchphrase is "How very dare you!", and also the overuse of the word "dear". This can be seen in another catchphrase, upon when asked about his sexuality he replies "Who, dear? Me, dear? Gay, dear? No, dear." He is sometimes seen with a male companion called Leonard.