Characters

• Allie
• Amanda
• Bernie
• Bunty Carmichael
• Derek Faye
• DI Angie Barker
• Elaine Figgis
• Geordie Georgie
• Gingers For Justice
• Helen Marsh
• Help Desk Worker
• Irene and Vern
• Janice and Ray
• Jill
• Karen and Ben
• Lauren
• Margaret
• Moo Shepherd
• Nan Taylor
• Paul and Sam
• Sam Speed
• Sandra Graham

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Irene and Vern

The owners of a lay-by burger van, who try to convince a regular customer, played by Brian Murphy, that they have been visited by celebrities, including Madonna and former Russian premier Gorbachev.