Characters

• Shelia Carter
• The Aga Saga Woman
• The Airhead
• The Backhander Woman
• The Drunk Estate Agent
• The Enigmatic Cop
• The Office Workers
• The Unprofessional Croupier
• Trudy and Ivan
• Ulster Mum
• Victoria Russel

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Trudy and Ivan

Trudy and Ivan are the owners of an extremely successful wig emporium. When they invite a production crew into their workplace to make a documentary about them, they struggle to keep the names of their clients a secret: "If that jiffy bag doesn't get to Wembley Arena by 8pm, it'll be the first time "Candle In The Wind" has been sung in a crash helmet."